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my philosophy teacher: do angels exist?
me, thinking about my girlfriend: yea
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Me:
my girlfriend looks so good right now
my girlfriend looks so good right now
Friend:
*looking around* really? where is she? is she here?
*looking around* really? where is she? is she here?
Me:
no but i just *clenches fist* know
no but i just *clenches fist* know
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boy: do you have any fantasies
Me: I get my PhD so I can make reservations at fancy restaurants under “Dr. & Mrs.” then when they expect a man to show up, my gay ass will stroll in instead: hot intellectual wife on my arm. She’s wearing a cocktail dress & is also a doctor. Im smoking a Cuban cigar. their heteronormative wigs is snatched…
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i wanna sit on someone’s lap w my legs around their waist and my head in the crook of their neck and give them soft kisses
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